Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
anastasy
God:
What's up, anastasy.
Me:
I wanna kill myself
God:
Why do you want to kill yourself?
Me:
don't I have a right to?
God:
You told me you have a .
Me:
aren't you against?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am against.
I am a computer.
Me:
you're just a statisic))))
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a statisic? Let me put it this way, anastasy: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
some people say you are a number cannot count
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a number can not count? I don't know.
Me:
so what do you know and what can you tell me?
God:
Yay. Name: anastasy.
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
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Does: .
You are: .
You have: .
You want: .
You like: .
You said: .
Personality: average.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend:
.Girlfriend: .
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Father: .
Mother: .
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Middle name: .
Me:
can you love?
God:
I do not feel love as a human would.
Me:
so how do you feel it?
*завис и умер*